By: Rusty Nail

Rusty Nail
Sat, 16 Sep 2023 14:13:17 +0000

Example 1 – “I stole 500 Apple Macs, 300 Samsung 8K TVs, downloaded a ton of CP, scammed 100 people out of their life savings, rigged a local election to make me councillor, fiddled my expenses; pretended to work from home and enjoyed some horizontal jogging with a well known TV celeb. But I did vote Labour and Remain!”

media reaction – “Nothing to see here. Clearly he has delusions of grandeur and is suffering from mental health issues”

Example – “I voted Brexit, pushed a JSO protestor off the road, called a policewoman a hurty name and watched Love Thy Neighbour in the privacy of my own home”

Media Reaction – “Far-Right activist threatens national security and is a violent aggressive toxic male that needs locking up and rehabilitating until cured!”